It's a Girl!

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


First, no, I didn't have a baby. Nor, is my wife pregnant. Wanna know what happened? I got a new baby sister! My brother-in-law Troy married the loverly Mary this past Saturday, and I. Am. Pumped. I won't bore you with too many wedding details. If you were there, you had a ball. If you weren't, the anecdotes probably won't mean very much to you. If you've ever been in a wedding, or known someone who has, you know all about the last minute emergencies and dramas without which it seems, no ceremony can proceed.

Here's a rundown of the important stuff:
-The bride was beautiful
-My wife looked AMAZING
-I was the officiant (and a pretty good one if I do say so myself)
-Tears of joy all over the place!

I believe I've mentioned Mary before. You can find her blog here. Though I expect you may have to wait until after the honeymoon for her to update it. Troy I haven't mentioned yet (give me a break, I have an enormous family and only a few blog posts so far). He's a way-cool dude. Imagine one of the smartest people you know, who's also a stellar athlete, and a gourmet chef (I know, the perfect combo... single ladies everywhere should despair). They are a great couple, and I'm looking forward to watching them grow as a couple and raise what may very well be the fairest skinned children in the history of humans having babies.

I will be sure to post some pics once I get my hands on them. In the meantime, use you imagination. To aid your imagination, I was wearing a sweet black pinstripe suit with a pink shirt, black silk suspenders, and a pink paisley tie. Hot. The bride was in a white dress. Hot. The groom was in a tux. Hot.

Right about now (or a couple paragraphs ago) you might be wondering about my role as officiant. "Kyle!" You may have exclaimed, "I didn't know you were a religious man, let alone a member of the clergy." Well, dear reader, I am not a religious man, though I am a member of the clergy. Troy and Mary asked if I would officiate their marriage, and I said, right away, that I would dust off my whistle and pick up some yellow flags at my earliest convenience. After some confusion, and a bit of explanation, I rushed off to my local internet to find the Universal Life Church, of which I am now a Reverend.

Am I a heretic? Am I, your friendly neighborhood blogger, mocking God and religion? Is it indeed blasphemy for one such as myself to claim the title Reverend? Well.... Yes*. Not really**. No***. I helped my friends/family put together one of the most important days of their respective lives. For any other debate or remarks regarding religion, you'll have to wait until I feel brave enough for a blog post or five dealing with the topic.

To summarize: The wedding was AWESOME! My new family members ROCK! Everybody's happy!

Have a nice day.


*I am a heretic in that I choose to fundamentally disagree with many precepts of quite a few organized religions, and choose, instead, to follow my own way.
**I would never mock God, though I often mock ridiculous traditions that are often attached to Him/Her/Them
***I am absolutely irreverent towards some "holy personages, religious artifacts, customs, or beliefs", though me calling myself a reverend really has nothing to do with that.